My Earlobes Still Feel Fat

Okay, I don't really get the obsession with the dancing/skating/dogwalking with the stars franchise, but I do read gossip blogs and they like to talk about these reality/competition shows, so I've sort of been watching things unfold.  So I've been aware of Kirsty Alley's big comeback, and I've been secretly rooting for her– after the rags have been all over her for her weight these past few years, I figure she probably needs a confidence boost (although maybe I'm projecting).  At the same time, though, I've been sort of holding my breath, waiting for Youtube to explode with videos of her falling and her thighs jiggling in slo-mo and all that terrible stuff people love to make viral. But as my favorite snarkblogger, Michael K , has put it, Kirsty is dancing her Thetans off !  She's been shaking it way harder (and way better) than a lot of the skinny bitches out there, and in a weird, detached, uninterested-in-her-up-to-now kind of way, I'm so prou

I'm in the dressing room at Anthropologie, and so far I've tried a size 8 jacket (too big), a size 14 dress (too small), a size medium dress (fits, but not cute), a size 12 dress (a bit too big), another size 12 dress (way too small), a size 10 dress (perfect everywhere but a bit small in the boobs), and 2 more size 12 dresses (1 perfect and 1 a bit too big). Sigh... Sent from my erstwhile fancypants, now outdated iPhone 3G